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Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 10:36

"I was a C++ programmer before I started designing Ruby. I programmed in C++ exclusively for two or three years. And after two years of C++ programming, it still surprises me."

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 17:44

>>39
That's true, whores have viruses.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 18:41

Are you guys really comparing language complexity by counting reserved words?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 18:49

>>42
Ja.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 20:35

>>42
Compare that to these dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 21:35

>>42
Well, I guess the thread was stupid to begin with. The complexity of both Ruby and C++ is beyond ridiculous. I'm more surprised nobody mentioned Perl yet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 21:43

Correction: not the thread is stupid but the languages are.

Now that I think about it, there may actually be a correlation between system/language complexity and religion...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkh0gPf4Noc
Huh.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 22:28

>>40
Add a rule to modify the `Accept' header to `image/png,image/*;q=0.8,*/*;q=0.5' of all requests to tinypic.com and you won't be redirected.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-26 18:45

>>47
Or you could, you know, just right click then "Save link as...".
Even ie6.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-27 11:15

I used to be a sepples programmer like you, then I took a shot in the leg.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-27 18:18

>>48
Save link as view.php? I doubt that's going to be an image openable in any of the conventional image viewers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-28 1:23

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 17:51

>>1,2,3,5
You cannot claim to know C++ unless you know C.

>>35
GLOBAL VARIABLES CONSIDERED HARMFUL

>>38-41
Not a virus, just a unnecessarily bloated means of displaying anime pictures.

>>51
Don't click, virus

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:52

I think I was >>35 some years ago. Still don't get why it should be UB. Yah, I don't specify return values -- but I don't use them either. Why would it print in incorrect order?!?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:14

>>52
Here, just for you:
fizzbuzz(i, n) {
(i % 3 == 0) &&
printf("Fizz");
(i % 5 == 0) &&
printf("Buzz");
((i % 3) && (i % 5)) &&
printf("%d", i);
printf("\n");
++i;
(i <= n) &&
fizzbuzz(i, n);
}

main(argc, argv) {
argc = 1;
fizzbuzz(argc, 100);
}


The thing is that you really can't create local vars without keywords (you need 'at least' auto) but you can create global vars without keywords (this only works because C HAS TO interpret sth like ``i;'' as decl when it's in global scope, since it can't legally be an expression or statement).

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:42

>>10-25
Good programming languages have no reserved words at all. Reserved words were invented by retards who use 1970s parser generators.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 20:33

Richard T. Frank-Mann

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-12 20:33

>>55
Thats until you run into smartasses who redefine keywords with their own special way, and all of them incompatible with each other.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-13 1:32

>>57
redefining keywords in a language with no keywords

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-13 1:52

>>58
quoting things no one said

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-13 2:04

>>58
>>59
Who are you quoting?

Name: le segfault face !yKlKAT7mo. 2016-09-13 3:26

>>60
It's called >>>implying, genius.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-13 4:49

>>61
Why do people implying quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:28

>>61
That's the mostest epicest meme I've heard about! Thanks Reddit/g/ro, upvoted ;)

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