/prog/ Christmas Gift Exchange

I'll give the dick to anyone who wants it.

Anyone who wants to return my kindness, the top item on my wish list is a recursive fibs implementation in 6502 assembly that can calculate the at least up to 1000000 in the sequence, using NES functionality to list them on the screen as calculated, while minimizing memory usage and computing time, using no undocumented opcodes.

it waz ur genes dat made u mak dis thread

genes considered harmful

I wrote this yesterday for an unknown (humanities) neighbor:
mkdir new
for a in videos/*; do
vlc -I dummy -vvv "$a" --sout "transcode{vcodec=mp4v,acodec=mp4a,vb=1024,ab=128,channels=6,width=1920,height=1080}:standard{mux=mp4,dst="new/$a.mp4",access=file}" vlc://quit
done
, because her TV doesn't automatically upscale video.
It was supposed to be a good deed, you know, xmas spirit, karma fix up, or something alike.
Until she asks me to drink. And eat, and drink again, and eat more, and sleep there, and eat again. She even gave me money!
I WAS NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING!
Should I ask my genes back? ;-;

>>4
Did she give you anal?

>>5
Oh, how I wish she did! Because now I am looking for a guy to do it.