Why go sucks

* goto
* bad exception handling
* no generics; they latter added a hack for this this as a macro
* reminder that go programs just download whatever the fuck off github and call it good and run it. and cant even remember specific versions of them so you are ultrafucked if they ever change

Go is like the Tea Party of programming: everyone knows their ideas are shit but they're REALLY REALLY OPINIONATED about them so it's not even worth arguing.

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It breaks your "ability to reason about a program" BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD.

Even a little kid can follow the lines of a flowchart.

Dijkstra was complaining about the idiots who used goto excessively, jumping back and forth for no good reason. These same idiots would make a mess (see: enterprise Java) even without goto.