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Dart - the hot new SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 1:53

so google invents a shit new web browser language and instead of `transpiling' it to javascript they're hard coding it into chrome or something, I don't know.

Many people have asked these assholes, why don't you just make a VM so that we can compile all our bullshit languages like coffeshit, clojureshit, elm, js_of_ocaml, etc. Of course they don't do this, that would actually be useful!

Instead they go into great depths explaining why they didn't do that: https://www.dartlang.org/articles/why-not-bytecode/

If you want true dynamic dispatch, tail call elimination, or restartable conditions, you’re stuck. It’s not just that Java lacks them, the bytecode does too

..but of course Dart does not have tail call elimination: https://code.google.com/p/dart/issues/detail?id=29

it makes "debugging" hard or something.. it's just lies.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 2:00

>>1
What bullshit. I bet redditors will cite these claims as facts in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 2:38

dude, Dart is dead... a thread about Delphi would be more useful than this shit

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 2:42

yeah we want applets back lets party like 1999

lets make a new bytecode called appletx

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 4:29

>>4
you're just as bad as the why-not-bytecode authors!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-12 5:02

>>5
look I'll get on the VM train when the exploits stop

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