And there should even be shit at the top of the Imperial Tower, cause there aren't any toilets there, or at least make toilets in the White Tower so that the tourists wouldn't poop themselves, and the guards should aggro if you shit in an inappropriate place, anb make a guild of feces, whose representative would contact you if you did that. The goals of the guild are to shit in various places, then to escape the chase.
And make a magic school of shit, so you could do fun stuff with shit, and make poisons out of shit. So that an Argonian could eat shit and restore health. (well, their hearts are even transplanted to humans) no, no, there must be a birthsign "Shit-eater" that would allow to eat some shit once a day and restore health, but would e.g. decrease charisma...
And the guild of feces should dwell in the sewers, they should have a cool headquarters there like the Dark Brotherhood, and they should cooperate with the thievery guild, for example, a thief from the guild steals something, he gets chased, and a guy from the fecal guild drops some shit, and the guards slip on it.
And for Skyrim, where there are fatalities, make it so it's possible to finish off crawling bandits with farting or with a hearty pile on the face, so that they asphyxiate and drown.
In Oblivion, it should be possible to inter-fart with another guild member in secret from the guard, like with Morse code, to be able to send signals even out of jail. And in some cities, for instance on holidays, farting should be like a crime punished by prison.
And make it so that if you fart in a temple, you can anger the divines, and if you get caught, you'd even be jailed.
Name:
TPOBCI2015-01-15 19:43
The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-15 19:47
Elaborating on this idea, add to the blue, green and red bars a BROWN one, so when it gets full (the more you eat) the player wants to take a shit, if you don't take a shit on time, then it's possible to shit your pants. And make new diseases, constipation, diarrhea, dysentery. Make a mod, someone. And make it so that when you enter a cave, there's poop everywhere that the bandits have shit, and it's possible to slip on feces in a fight, or to make a "trap" yourself by taking a shit in stealth mode... And lots of poop on the surface too, there must be crap all over, cause beasts shit and stuff, bandits also.
If you shit yourself in a guild building, you might get expelled. And it should be made so that guards, bodyguards, bandits and dragons can smell shit. And so that the protagonist can smell shit. And make a quest in the mages guild about magical invisible shit (it stinks yet cannot be seen)
Oh and a YELLOW bar should be added too! So that you could insult enemies, put out torches, make slippery puddle traps. And two new alchemical elements too - Sweet Bread and Orange Juice!
farting should be like a crime punished by prison.
I could see it now.
fart building, tap b to supress...
b b b b b b b b b b pllfftptptpptff
Disgusting! Arrest that man!
Shit time to run. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burrito before coming here...
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 4:14
I'm going to use this opportunity to practice my German!
Ich schiss gerade. Es war sanft und braun.
Questions for German /prog/riders:
1. Does gerade come before or after the verb? Could both work? 2. Is scheißen the best verb? It doesn't seem to capture the youthfulness of the word poop.
Danke schön!
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 12:22
>>7 The equivalent of poop is kacken rather than scheißen. Gerade comes after the verb, unless it's in Perfekt, where it comes between haben and the verb.
Speaking of Perfekt, the phrase would sound more natural in that tense. Also, soft is weich in this case, not sanft.
Speaking of Perfekt, the phrase would sound more natural in that tense.
Why is that? I aimed for Imperfekt because that's what the OP used.
Thank you for the corrections!
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 17:21
>>9 Imperfekt is more frequently found in stories (both written/spoken) and speeches rather than short, trivial statements like this. I'm not sure why; it might just be due to local dialects. Imperfekt isn't wrong in this case anyway.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 17:26
>>10 Imperfekt isn't a very useful tense in any language, really. Perfekt conveys a sense of ``I just did this'', whereas Imperfekt is just ``once upon a time''. It's the same in French, Dutch, and English, though it's admittedly probably not as strong in English.
though it's admittedly probably not as strong in English.
It's not as strong in English. Many speakers prefer the imperfect, or see no difference between the two.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 19:55
>>8 The admin hath spoken! the server is in Germany so this must be the admin
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 20:07
>>13 There are about 200 million people who speak German in the world.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 20:10
>>14 But honestly, what are the odds one of them would come here?
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 20:22
>>12 That's because there are almost no people who actually know English left on Earth. The majority of English speakers are either non-natives (they might know their native well but probably not their second) or Americans (don't know any languages because soda, Jewish media and genetically modified burgers have turned their brains into poo-poo). In actual, real English Past Simple and Present Perfect were quite distinct and each of them had frequent intended use cases that didn't intersect with the other one.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-16 20:39
In English, the use of Past Simple and Present Perfect is quite strict. As soon as a time expression in the past is given, you have to use Past Simple. If there are no signal words, you must decide if we just talk about an action in the past or if its consequence in the present is important.
Past Simple | Present Perfect Simple
certain time in the past | just / already / not yet Example: | I phoned Mary 2 minutes ago. | I have just phoned Mary.
certain event in the past | whether / how often till now Example: He went to Canada last summer. | Have you ever been to Canada? / I have been to Canada twice.
emphasis on action | Emphasis on result Example: I bought a new bike. | I have bought a new bike. (just telling what I did in the past.) | (With this sentence I actually want to express that I have a new bike now.)
signal words yesterday | just ... ago | already in 1990 | up to now the other day | until now / till now last ... | ever | (not) yet | so far | lately / recently
That's impossible. Anything you eat after fasting is a breakfast. So either you're starving and about to die (and you don't even poop anymore), or you do eat breakfast.
Name:
Anonymous2015-01-19 9:52
>>22 What if he never fasts, by constantly chewing the cud, like a cow?