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Prog Challenge 67

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 12:50

Jewish second name detector.

The shortest program is the best.

You have until Tu B'Shevat (feb 4th)

* http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/3264/jewish/Tu-BShevat.htm

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 12:55

^.*(stein|b(e|u)rg|owsk(i|y)e?)$

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 13:12

>>2
You forgot about "Baum". Humanity got Linux, thanks to Tanenbaum being greedy and refusing to release Minix under more permissive license.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 14:03

there are sneaky kike names that do not conform to the standard formula of kike names, the detector should be able to deal with those too

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 14:13

Sequence isJewName := true

done.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 15:06

>>4
This is the subject of Gõdel's incompleteness theorem and inconsistency theorem.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 17:08

What about false positives?
Many slavic names end in "owski"/"owska"

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 18:38

cool thread

upboat =D

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 19:09

Did a quick one in javashit.
var surName = prompt('Enter Jew Surname');
alert(/^.*(berg|stein|vich|baum|silver|witz|man|ler|band|off|nik|nick|thal|sky|farb|stone|son|cohen|zucker|lik|uva|eim|mintz|shalom|israel|uch)$/.test(surName) ? 'Probably Jew' : 'Probably Gentile.');

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 19:49

>>7
implying slavs ain't subhumans

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 0:50

>>10
Cute quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 6:06

>>9
STEINBERG
*SHOVES FRANKENSTEIN INTO YOUR INTENSTINE*

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 7:23

When you're done have it reply to posts with

jew-name
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:32

What's the prize

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:57

>>10
Watch as we inform this hapless shitposter that all /prog/lodytes are subhuman by definition.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 2:29

Frankensteinberg.

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