Prog Challenge 67
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Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 12:50
Jewish second name detector. The shortest program is the best.
You have until Tu B'Shevat (feb 4th)
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http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/3264/jewish/Tu-BShevat.htm
2
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 12:55
^.*(stein|b(e|u)rg|owsk(i|y)e?)$
3
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 13:12
>>2 You forgot about "Baum". Humanity got Linux, thanks to Tanenbaum being greedy and refusing to release Minix under more permissive license.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 14:03
there are sneaky kike names that do not conform to the standard formula of kike names, the detector should be able to deal with those too
5
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 14:13
Sequence isJewName := true
done.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 15:06
>>4 This is the subject of Gõdel's incompleteness theorem and inconsistency theorem.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 17:08
What about false positives? Many slavic names end in "owski"/"owska"
8
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 18:38
cool thread upboat =D
9
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 19:09
Did a quick one in javashit.var surName = prompt('Enter Jew Surname'); alert(/^.*(berg|stein|vich|baum|silver|witz|man|ler|band|off|nik|nick|thal|sky|farb|stone|son|cohen|zucker|lik|uva|eim|mintz|shalom|israel|uch)$/.test(surName) ? 'Probably Jew' : 'Probably Gentile.');
10
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-22 19:49
>>7 implying slavs ain't subhumans
11
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-23 0:50
12
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-23 6:06
>>9 STEINBERG
*SHOVES FRANKENSTEIN INTO YOUR INTENSTINE*
13
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-23 7:23
When you're done have it reply to posts with
jew-name Shalom
!
14
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-23 23:32
What's the prize
15
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-23 23:57
>>10 Watch as we inform this hapless shitposter that all
/prog/ lodytes are subhuman by definition.
16
Name:
Anonymous
2015-01-24 2:29
Frankensteinberg.
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