Bag Man: AMA

so im da baddie wat put da big bag program in da bios. all u kunts habbin trubble gettin yo programs small n clean n here i am gettin all da infoez of all da cuntz n im as bad as day kum. i got pink hair, i been a boy at da start and is now a girl, i dabbled with da ponies and i dabbled with da weight lifting. i as bad as day kum n im da baddie wat can see wat all yall doin. i invented da transmission of infomations frum da speaker to da microfone.

i am /g/ n im as nbad as day kum

Since when is /g/ black?

Your AAVE is horrible, and you have proven yourself white.

Aint nobody fallin fuh dat.