I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

>>10,11,13
Rip the video from youtube and post a url to a site that allows me to download the video and save the file, or I will not watch.

>>15,16
No. Use a different video host or I will not watch.

>>18,19
I will not watch.

>>22
Such is the price of dignity these days. I would like to watch, and will, if the video is made accessible to me. The only access I will consider involves a violation of terms of use, which can and has resulted in decades of federal prison.

>>24
Selective enforcement. But regardless, the whole situation is just stupid. I refuse to use the site out of principle. I shouldn't have to break a ULA to understand what my computer is doing while I watch a video.

>>28
It is too bad. I would have enjoyed watching the videos in this thread. But that is simply not possible.

>>30
I do enjoy retaining my dignity. This is true.

>>31
I have no option that I am comfortable with. So instead of joining the rest of you, and accepting youtube as a service, I boycott it, and use alternatives. And when enough of you join me, guess what? No more youtube. No more constantly infringing on a law (yes EULA = law, in some court cases) to watch media, or alternatively obeying the EULA and using the youtube site, where knowing google, your mouse movements are uploaded and stored into a data set of human generated mouse movements, your pause and skip clicks are stored along with the video so google can collect who finds what parts of what videos are interesting, among your viewing history, and whatever else is accessible to flash, and its exploits. Fuck that shit. The site should upload the video to me over https. No more and no less.

>>33
Checked. I was entertained.