I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

>>30
I do enjoy retaining my dignity. This is true.

>>31
I have no option that I am comfortable with. So instead of joining the rest of you, and accepting youtube as a service, I boycott it, and use alternatives. And when enough of you join me, guess what? No more youtube. No more constantly infringing on a law (yes EULA = law, in some court cases) to watch media, or alternatively obeying the EULA and using the youtube site, where knowing google, your mouse movements are uploaded and stored into a data set of human generated mouse movements, your pause and skip clicks are stored along with the video so google can collect who finds what parts of what videos are interesting, among your viewing history, and whatever else is accessible to flash, and its exploits. Fuck that shit. The site should upload the video to me over https. No more and no less.