I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

>>1
$200 coffee machine is CHEAP if we are not talking about Nespresso capsule machines, which cost around $200 for basic models and do decent stuff. A semi-decent non-capsule espresso machine costs $500 and above.

>>2
You have no respect for yourself. Enjoy your taste of old floor rags.

>>5
Great choice. Too bad they are so fragile. If you are not into machines and are not afraid of cleaning up stuff to prevent the shitty moldy taste of poorly washed filter coffeemaker, of which I am sure, you might want to try a 20€ Italian-made moka pot, or a cheap $10 copper cezve, which I personally find to be the shit. But the exquisite cezve coffee is for the patient.

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