I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

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I give more of a fuck about google and other corporation that wants to know more about me than I am comfortable with telling them, which is usually nothing.

Two cowboys, a newcomer and an old-timer, are drinking beer in front of a saloon. Suddenly, there is a clatter of hooves, a great cloud of dust, and something moving extremely fast from one end of town to the other. The newcomer looks at the old-timer, but seeing no reaction, decides to let the matter drop. However, several minutes later, the same cloud of dust, accompanied by the clatter of hooves, rapidly proceeds in the other direction. Not being able to see what's behind the dust, and unable to contain his curiosity any longer, the newcomer asks:
— OK, what the hell was that, Bill?
— Oh, that's Uncatchable Joe. Nobody has ever managed to catch him, Harry.
— Why? Is he so fast, Bill?
— Nope, it's just because nobody gives a fuck about him, Harry.