I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

> muh useful muh useful

who even gives a shit what YOU think is useful or not in the first place or even care of it being useful or not in the first place
what are you, some sort of supervillain wanting to use his ``useless'' knowledge of sicp to conquer the world? lol just use javascript and your ``smart'' you dumb nigger muh use muh useful muh useless