In 2015....

DX arbitrary-precision integer arithmetic extensions Intel recently added

They are still working on making CPUs that can do arithmetic. Why not calculus already? I had a pretty hard time in my calculus class and I’m a human! Good luck with the integral calculus, CPUs, you're gonna need it.

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Haskell can do it already:

http://5outh.blogspot.ru/2013/05/symbolic-calculus-in-haskell.html
http://conal.net/blog/posts/beautiful-differentiation