Serious Network Function Vulnerability Found In Glibc

So long as we're writing in C, this kind of thing (buffer overflows in particular) will probably continue.

Yea we should write our system libraries in Go and Haskell. Maybe Coffeescript and run them all on node.js?
Get a clue.

Look, why can we not discharge our loathing for each other and rally thus as gentlemen behind the cause originally identified, that being the disappearance of Tablecat's message bord? I am hurting here, in a terrible pain from the loss. Have I sought in vain for succor here?