FizzBuzz.c

#include "stdio.h"
//FizzBuzz without variables,printf,separate strings,if/ternary/branches(except loop) or modulus/division/multiply use
int main(){

char num[]={48,48,0,1,1,1,58,'F','i','z','z',0,'B','u','z','z',0,'F','i','z','z','B','u','z','z',0};
for( ;num[0]<num[6];num[3]++,num[4]++,num[5]++){
num[3]>>=((num[3]==3)<<3);
num[5]>>=((num[5]==5)<<3);
num[1]++;
num[0]+=(num[1]==num[6]);
num[1]>>=((num[1]==num[6]))<<3;
num[1]+=(((!num[1])<<6)-((!num[1])<<4));
puts(num+(((!num[3])<<3)-!num[3])+((!num[5]<<2)+((!num[5])<<3)));

;}}

>>7
Windows also is a lot less configurable and flexible, but you of course are going to claim that you single-handedly reverse-engineered the OS and threw out all the bloat so that now your Windows is leaner and more minimal than the leanest Gentoo installation by the most maniacal minimalism linuxoid.

Yeah right.