I have some things to say.

First of all, we are all programmers. We should be programming.

I should be programming. But instead, I post this asinine comment. Please forgive meh.

In addition, it has come to my attention that some of you aren't programming at the moment. To this I say please resume your programming.

That's all for now.

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Programming is easy. You just tell the computer what you want, and it will provide it. Programming thinking is wishful thinking. You just have to give your desire a name, and it will be brought to life.

The computer is not a capricious god.