HEY KID, I'M A COMPUTA

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

A boy approaches a dog to pet it saying, "Aw, hell no, what's up, dog?", but the dog reacts violently, causing the boy to back away. Mutt arrives and says, "Hey kid, I'm a computer! Stop all the downloadin'!" as the boy steps back from the dog. The dog leaves. Mutt puts his hands on the boy's shoulders and asks him to, "Help computer." The boy explains, "I don't know much about computers, other than, other than the one we got at my house, and my mom put a couple of games on there and I play 'em." Mutt, either annoyed by this or so angered that his software malfunctions, replies with a garbled robotic message from the NBC series NewsRadio.[19] The sound byte is specifically from season 3, episode 24 entitled "Space". It is the sound that Dave's artificially intelligent chair makes when it is being shut down against its will.[20]

Challenge: write a ^\\Hello world^|| program in Lambda Calculus.

\hello -> world

>>3
jesus christ I already did this in the other thread

>>5

You are all talk and no action.

>>6
lambda calculus is all talk and no action

>>7
STFU. WEN I SAY IM GONNA DO SOMETHIN I FUCKIN DELIVER. NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN STAK BOI RETOID.

>>5
Liar, no you didn't.

Porkchop sandwiches.

Youre not cooking

>>11
cooking dubs
nice