The reason people like Java and (to a lesser extent) C++

is because writing it makes the programmer feel like he's getting a lot done when he's doing no work at all but writing boilerplate and thinking s?he's clever for writing all those lines

The reason people like LISP and (to a lesser extent) Scheme

is because writing it makes the programmer feel like he's getting a lot done when he's doing no work at all but writing dsls and thinking s?he's clever for writing all those parentheses

>>2
How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.

The reason people like spam and (to a lesser extent) kopipe

is because writing it makes the poster feel like he's getting a lot done when he's doing no work at all but copy pasting and thinking s?he's clever for spamming all those bbses.

>>3
hey listen, kid, I'm just a grown up autist just trying to make it in this /prog/ business, so why don't you give a guy a break, huh?

>>4

that kopipe is spammed because it is true and appropriate.

>>6
I know you may be going through a hard time right now. It's ok.

>>7

thanks. all these shitheads posting here are taking me over the edge. i had an emergency appointment with my therapist because of it. my life is going downhill because of it.

>>8
It's going to be ok man. Just take it easy? Do you browse 4chan still? Just browse here. Trust me. Things will improve. I know it's easy to take that the wrong way with all the /g/ hate here, but seriously, that place is shit. And it's fast paced shit. It's easy to waste all your time reading that shit. Here it's hard to spend more than 5 consecutive minutes on it because it's so slow. This is good thing. That's more time for you to sort out your irl shit.

>>9
i haven't browsed the 4chan imageboards in years, but this place feels more and more like it. i spend a total of maybe 10 minutes a day on this site, but each day i am more and more underwhelmed by it. you know, /prog/ always had a sort of retarded aura to it, but it at least it was (usually) the funny kind of retardation, but now it seems retards here are the literal, unironic, unfunny kind of retards. RedCream's verbal diarrhea is slowly becoming more interesting to read than the normal post in here, and that's an ill tiding.

>>10
Shit tends to snowball. /prog/'s quality tends to oscillate. At least old /prog/ did. Now that we are on a more obscure site the dynamics are different. Time will tell.

>>6
Hello, spammer. Go fuck yourself, spammer.

>>12
Be nice to him! You'll have a meltdown of your own someday.