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Far away, in the depths of /g/, a little dog barks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 5:00

He is anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 6:47

>>1
Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 6:47

>>1
Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 8:35

The reason people bother with Clojure specifically is primarily because of its language features and tooling. Clojure defaults to immutability and provides persistent data structures and STM out of the box. This is something that's not readily available in other Lisps. Many people also prefer Clojure syntax to CL and find it easier to read.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 11:55

I've successfully installed Gentoo, /prague/!

this post was sent from Gentoo Linux

Name: del 2015-02-10 12:02

del

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-11 0:34

/g/ is a pommeranian.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-11 23:07

le ded dog named after a programming language face

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 0:21

>>2,3
HURRRF DURRF UR DOG IS DED

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 2:09

>>9
hurrrrrr durrrrrrr diggledeedeee

iff u love to sail da sea

u are a wanker

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 2:36

my dubs will be the saving grace of this shitty thread

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 15:52

How does it smell?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 17:27

The thread is full of LITHP retards drooling all over it and celebrating their stupidity.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 18:58

>>12
With its nose.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-12 23:28

I was having drinks with a VP at my company, he's about 50. Early in his career he was working at a large tech company in Canada. There was an older man in this company, about 60, who never seemed to do anything and always asked people to play ping pong. He'd get lunch with people, chat them up, but was quiet on details and didn't seem to work in any department, or at least no one said they worked with him.

One day, my VP asked him what his story was, and he told him this:

For many years he was a mainframe developer involved in all aspects of development, and he was quite good. He wrote low level drivers, networking libraries, application code, etc. He raised a family and had a good life. When he was 50 he decided to retire, and spent several years sailing, gardening, traveling, and playing ping pong.

One day, he received a call from his former employer asking him to write a driver for their proprietary mainframe, and offered him a lucrative contract. He steadfastly refused, enjoying his leisurely retirement and hating the idea of 'working for the man'. They offered him double the already high amount, and he still refused.

A few weeks later, they called him back. They explained that they had signed a billion dollar deal, and this mainframe driver was a total necessity- they had to have it. Must have. Deal would fall apart without it. And the mainframe driver code was so niche and esoteric, they literally couldn't find a single person on earth other than him who they could trust to write the code in a reasonable amount of time.

He still refused, and said there was no way he could do it. He was retired!

Still they persisted, and told him to give a number, any number. He said $5 million dollars, a number so absurd he didn't think they would possibly agree. Indeed, the company laughed and hung up on him.

A month later, they called him back. Still unable to find anyone else, they agreed to pay him $5 million, with a catch- he had to work a 9-5 at the company to 'support' the driver for 5 years, and his salary would be $1 million a year. His only responsibility would be to support that driver, nothing else.

After thinking about it for a few days, he agreed. He wrote the driver in a weekend, and for 5 years he played ping pong, read the newspaper, drank beer all day at work, clocking in his 9-5 and collecting his $80k a month. No one ever had a support issue with his driver.

According to my VP, he was one of the happiest men he ever met.

Moral of the story? There is a good argument to being a generalist, learning all you can about many technologies. However, being an expert in a niche technology can also pay extraordinary dividends. Take a look at COBOL programmers who work on the financial system mainframes- sometimes it pays to be esoteric.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-13 8:06

>>1
they agreed to pay him $5 million, with a catch- he had to work a 9-5 at the company to 'support' the driver for 5 years [...] He wrote the driver in a weekend [...] No one ever had a support issue with his driver.

To me, this is the most incredible thing. Surely those responsible for drawing up the contract must have considered the possibility that this man's services would not be needed on a regular basis for the whole of that time. Would it not have been enough to require he remain available to provide support during regular working hours for the duration of his contract?

This sounds a blood price was demanded to assuage some narcissistic corporate director. Sadly there is no shortage of those.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-13 8:08

>>16
>>1

I mena >>15.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-13 10:11

>>15
According to my VP, he was one of the happiest men he ever met.
That man's name? Albert Einstein.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-13 10:16

>>15
Nice one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-13 10:52

>>18
Этим человеком был Альберт Эйнштейн.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-04 22:15

What's the name of that guy with a dog named Haskell? Can't find his blog.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-04 23:18

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-04 23:55

>>22
are you serious? him? The "fuck all the way off" feminist? No wonder haskell killed itself, I would have too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-05 15:04

btw has anyone been able to scrape together all the old posts about this?

I searched his w4ch searcher for it and i didn't find the old stories. I have another source I'll try searching later.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:43

>>22
t. cuck

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 5:12

>>25
dank maymays bro

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 12:26

>>1
Far away, in the depths of /g/, a little dog barks.
Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 12:30

>>25
I applaud your originality in your choice of comedy elements, /g/ro. Your memes are the funniest, I can't stop laughing, you're the funniest man on Earth, haha, epic win /b/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 12:33

>>14

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-07 2:33

Far away, in the depths of a little dog, /g/ barks.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-07 2:58

was it a backdoor for the World Trade Centre Mainframes?

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