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Are you a software prostitute?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 18:58

After reading a thread[1] on /hackerjews/ I just could feel sad, very sad, about the current state of the so called software industry: it's like all this people studied computer science only for the money! I seriously hope that /prague/ is not like that... because, you are not doing it for th money r-right guys? like, if I offer you a 250k year salary to let me insert you javashit through your rectum you wouldn't accept right?
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[1] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9052727

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 19:06

>>1
all this people

Learn English, motherfucker. Do they speak English in Saint Lucia?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 19:08

Relax, OP, I'm not even a professional programmer, and I've never been one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 20:07

When I'm saying 'the codebase is terrible', I'm talking about front-end code for a web app that is a convoluted mess of jQuery written by someone who is clearly not used to writing javascript, and quite possibly a bad developer even in the language they are comfortable with.
fucking lol

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 20:09

I've worked with front-end apps (and even websites) that were multi-megabyte monstrosities that loaded multiple versions of jQuery, hacks upon hacks to make things work, and not even the simplest of optimizations (lazy-loading images, 'browser-side' caching, etc).
Optimizing a site with javashit!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 20:12

In part this has been due to the current speed of development in browser technologies and frameworks/libraries, and in part it's just part of working with in-house developers who have no love for their job or have other things that they prioritize (35+ with kids, understandable!).
Could you imagine your boss and peers expecting javashit to be your primary goal in life?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 20:13

Usually this level of horror only presented itself in older, more established companies with 'legacy devs', but I've seen similar issues with (web) startups that hired without knowledge of the domain.
What a fukin rockstar!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 2:16

>>2
I would never waste my time learning such an arbitrary and inconsistent language. Pretty sure that you only know one single language, like almost every amurrifat out there... and by the way how old are you, 12? go fuck your self you stupid subhuman cunt. You probably are some shitty enterprise JAVA developer who felt offended by my original post hah, enjoy being a virgin faggot masturbating to MLP every single day until the end of your pathetic and insignificant life!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 2:27

Looking at this thread they're JavaScript programmers.
Why would you think they studied CS?

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2015-02-16 2:34

>>8
HAHAHA I ALWAYS COME TO DIS WEBSITE TO HAV A LOOK AT DA FRUSTRATED SISSIES

U COMIN OUT WITH A NEW RAP VIDEO? LETZ RAP BATTLE

YO MUMZ A WHORE N UR SO SMALL U FIT IN HER ANUS
YO YO YO
WATZ DA MADDA NEWCAR YO MAMA BROKE YO MLP LUNCH BOX?
DONT POP A CAP IN HER ASS, OIL UR BODY UP N DIVE IN HED FIRST

Disclaimer: Internet addiction is a serious matter. People like >>8 suffer every day from this affliction, and need your guidance to help get their lives back on track.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 2:38

>>10
check my dubz nigga, i know your real name btw!

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2015-02-16 2:42

>>11
SO WAT? I KNO MY REAL NAME TOO N I BET I KNEW IT BEFORE U DID YA FUCKIN RETOID

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 2:45

>>12
sorry

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2015-02-16 2:48

>>13
% BLESS U

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 2:54

Why does L.A. speaks like that? what kind of accent is it?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2015-02-16 2:57

>>14
Your C sucks! Move to python already!

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2015-02-16 3:01

>>16
YAINT CUDDER COS CUDDER'S C'S DA FUCKIN WORST. HE WRITES IT LIKE ITS A FUCKIN "PORTABLE ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE"

http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1423839854/34 IS ACTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE 2 SOMETHIN HE WOULD WRITE. HE'S DA CLASSIC STAK BOI RETOID. DA GENUINE FUCKIN ARTICLE!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 3:32

>>1
Oh yeah op, we write software for the love of it. Let's forget about paying for food, electricity and a house. No more working for money, no more prostitution.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 7:33

Do engineers really have that big an impact on the success of the company? Their salaries and ownership share certainly don't reflect that, in my opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 15:43

I don't have any insightful macroeconomic explanation to offer. Just my $0.02: if you are complaining about earning $80,000 to sit behind a computer screen and type all day, you are one entitled SOB. There are 10 million people in China and India who would probably cut off their right arm if it meant they could work for a well-funded startup in the Bay Area for $40,000 a year. They'd make it work even if they had to live in RV's in Fremont.

DOWNVOTED & FLAGGED

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 17:09

>>20
They're not people, they're subhuman Zerg who are guilty of overpopulation and do not deserve to have a high-paying job.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 17:14

>>8
I am neither Murican nor monolingual, so suck my cock. English is awesome and is a lot simpler and more beautiful than 98% of human languages: it has no gender, almost no inflections, has a rich tense system, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 17:50

>>22
These are the best dubs, because I agree with the content therein.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 18:14

>>22

You are a 1st grade cuckold, that's what you are. Though being a programmer I can't blame you for having unrealistic, pretentious and simply plain retarded standards for judging a language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 18:18

>>24
Bad trolling, very bad.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 18:47

>>21
They're bad because I say they're bad
I know because I'm perfect
*tips fedora*

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 18:52

>>26
I'm not the one overpopulating the Earth with billions of Zerg. If they didn't procreate like animals, they would have enough wealth to go around. It's simple logic, but a meme-faggot like you cannot grasp logic. It is a sadness.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 19:30

>>24
simply plain retarded standards for judging a language.
What would be a non-retarded standard for judging a language?

I think a language's use of gender, inflections, and tense are all valid things to take into consideration.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 19:47

>>25
Because the truth offends your sensibilities.

>>28

I'll give you a tip: Human languages are not computer languages. But again, I doubt most people here, with their heads shoved safely up their asses, would be able to grasp any concept outside intellectual wankery with no use in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 19:55

>>29
I still maintain that a post consisting of ad hominem, ad hominem and zero words that even remotely resemble an on-topic argument is bad trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 20:11

>>29
Condescending "smarter than thou" tone? Check.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 20:16

>>28
So you judge a language in base of its complexity?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 21:39

>>32
I don't, but complexity is a factor that many language learners take into account. "Hard" languages with hundreds of inflections are definitely going to turn people away from the process, especially if they haven't learned another language before.

I was just quoting the other person's reasons for liking English, which I think are valid. I have no real preference for any language's properties, though I do prefer simplicity over complexity.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-17 0:35

>>29
Languages with gender are sexist and lowly. This is the year 2015, not 115. Just because trees are erect doesn't mean they are male. Women stand on two legs too, nigger.

>>33
you and other people are low iq niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-17 2:38

>>33

Just when I thought you couldn't be any more imbecile. Never change, cockrider, never change.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-18 22:13

I'm a regular prostitute.
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