Learning reference for haskell

Now that huskell-faggot-lisp-hater-san is taking the time to learn lisp, I feel obligated to take the time to learn all of haskell. Kindly link to resources you think would permit me to do this in the least amount of time and exposure to reddit and huskell-faggots possible.

There's a thread about this on Reddit just now, OP:

http://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/2wn5n4/where_to_go_after_lyah/