What do you do?

What is your profession, /prog/?
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing most of you are CS undergrads or academics with a bizarre boner for Lisp.

CS undergrads or academics
with a bizarre boner for

Nice try, huskel nigger, but that would be huskel you fucking retard. Those niggers are a bunch of hipsters but lisp will still be here long after huskel is dead and buried.

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hurr durr

because computers allow me to use magic and summon techno-spirits.
Lisp is shit.

durr