Please post a program written in C

Hello /prog/, how are you today?

Please post a program written in C, so that we all may compile it on our computers and share in the enjoyment of your program.

#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Have you read your K&R today?\n");
return 0;
}

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#include <stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Have you read your K&R today?\n");
return 0;
}