Fad Oriented Programming

Is it time to declare object orientation officially over and allow functional programming to take the crown as the latest fad?

Also, do you think logical programming will be next? Maybe I should brush up on my Prolog.

Next fad is whatever paradigm jQuery, Rails, and the like can be said to follow. Billions will be invested in it from embedded programming to database applications to mass surveillance systems, all without a single thought of whether it is a good investment. Get on that train while you can now, and brush up on PowerPoint to get those sweet, sweet consultant yen.