FP

I think that Functional Programming is almost as much of a hoax as Artificial Intelligence. I have yet to see an interesting piece of code that comes from these FP people.

Scalable Enterprise Solutions help in the large, and in the complex. It doesn't help make always things fast, though sometimes it does. People are too stupid, and working on to small of toy projects to even consider Design Patterns they don't know.

Keyboard punching versions of burger flippers.