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Is this really the life you wanted?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 19:11

Did you, as a kid, say to yourself "I want to be a total fucking loser when I grow up!"? Probably not, but yet here you are, cranking out strings of symbols to tell a computer what to do. How sad.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 0:47

shit i meant >>15 you fuckin nigger

guess what i'm >>15 now and i love to suck giant dawkins mutated chimp dick
because i'm a fuckin zoo animal in a fucking zoo AND HERE COMES A GIANT SHIT FLINGED RIGHT AT YOU


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Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 0:54

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:16

>>28
I don't know if it's because I drank an entire bottle of children's cough syrup earlier, but that article blew me away. It also links to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-crotch_pants
Wong, in her memoir, describes another negative side effect. In the early 1990s, she reported on China's leading penis-enlargement surgeon. Many of his patients were men who, as children on farms, suffered serious injury to their organs when they squatted in their open-crotch pants in areas where dogs or pigs ate their own feces and the animals bit the boys' penises in the confusion. Some had never married because of the injury. "China desperately needed a Pampers factory, or at least a dog-food industry," she wrote.[16]
What the fuck>? I can't follow this at all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:49

>>34
What the fuck?
And yet people kept using them?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 1:50

>>28
>>28
>>28
>>28
amazing read

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:04

>>32
exhibit a: the saddest biological entity on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:10

>>37
you're new to satire?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:14

>>38

are you?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:45

i wish >>37 was satire, but as we can see on reddit: it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 2:46

>>40

whatever you say, pseudointellectual.
cry more about the monkey dicks you are so obsessed with.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 3:19

>>37
Do you say biological entity because you don't want to offend other kin or something?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 3:55

>>42

>>32-suke is sexually confused and I don't to offend his sensibilities.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 4:35

>>42
Not all otherkin are biological.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 4:59

>>43
Fuck off redcrap you fucking undergrad

>>44
thanks for confirming atheism as a religion(belief system) yet again

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 5:27

>>45
Blessed by the Name of the Holy Prophet, Dawkins, forces of evolution strike this infidel!

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