Mentifex Questions

1. How did you manage to write such horrible, exceedingly verbose, JavaScript?(http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html)
2. Why did you stop writing in 2013?
3. Why you spam your "AI" everywhere? As i can see it doesn't have any practical porpoise beyond answering a text message.

>>1
1. Verbosity means packing in a lot of information.
2. In 2013 Mentifex became a displaced, rootless person.
3. The AI is potentially important because it uses concepts.
# http://ai.neocities.org/gonzo.html

>>2
You're homeless?

http://ai.neocities.org/gonzo.html

2015.MARCH.02.Mon

I had lunch today with the Amiga Mole. He is a little down on his luck but then, so am I. I bought the tech-spy lunch with a coupon from the University of Washington Daily. We each had a six-dollar meatball sandwich for only two dollars plus nineteen cents tax.

Today I asked the Russian beauty Amazona to be my personal trainer. In declining, she claimed to be "not qualified." When she came here from Russia many years ago, she was only six years old, but with the tools of my tradecraft I detected her almost undetectable accent. She was very good at feigning surprise. When she reports my request to Moscow, the organs of state security will probably direct her to change her mind and take me on as a human fixer-upper.

>>2 nope. Your code is a bruteforce solution and packs little info. Observe 3lines:

function ifwipe(num,func,str){var i;
while(num){func(str+num);num--;}}
ifwipe(city,wipeObject,"abi");

versus 17 lines:

if (city > 0) wipeObject("abi" + 1);
if (city > 1) wipeObject("abi" + 2);
if (city > 2) wipeObject("abi" + 3);
if (city > 3) wipeObject("abi" + 4);
if (city > 4) wipeObject("abi" + 5);
if (city > 5) wipeObject("abi" + 6);
if (city > 6) wipeObject("abi" + 7);
if (city > 7) wipeObject("abi" + 8);
if (city > 8) wipeObject("abi" + 9);
if (city > 9) wipeObject("abi" + 10);
if (city > 10) wipeObject("abi" + 11);
if (city > 11) wipeObject("abi" + 12);
if (city > 12) wipeObject("abi" + 13);
if (city > 13) wipeObject("abi" + 14);
if (city > 14) wipeObject("abi" + 15);
if (city > 15) wipeObject("abi" + 16);
if (city > 16) wipeObject("abi" + 17); // 1oct2010

4. What does Mentifex thinks of http://www.cleverbot.com/

>>2

2. In 2013 Mentifex became a displaced, rootless person.

Eternal Jew?

Mentifex efforts for Sun.9.MARCH.2015

http://ai.neocities.org/AiLaw.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/artificial/comments/2ycdtg/ai_legislation_and_laws/cp8n30r
http://www.ai-forum.org/topic.asp?forum_id=1&topic_id=74535

I've just spent a few hours reading his "AI" source its actually
a bunch of badly written functions randomly spewing out words.
EnBoot function contains its entire vocabulary(in a really verbose, one letter per line form) and everything else is just fluff.
There is no form of any intelligence, just obfuscated JavaScript without any purpose, useless variables and functions to create impression of complexity to justify selling his "AI" books.

>>9
All right, ATM/Mentifex will now use MSIE at http://ai.neocities.org/AiMind.html and present here the unadulterated transcript.

AiMind version 14apr13A on Mon Mar 9 05:33:39 PDT 2015
Robot: I HELP KIDS
Human: [Mentifex started to type in "jim is a boy"...]

Robot: [At first Mentifex forgot to click into Transcript mode, so...]
Human: m is a boy [Here Mentifex violated the rule against BACKSPACE.]

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot:
Human: jim is a robot

Robot: DOES JIM NEED I
Human: no

Robot: JIM IS ROBOT
Human: don is a boy

Robot: JIM IS BOY
Human: jane is a woman

Robot: DON JANE HAVE CHILD [? a question from the AI Mind]

[Notice the inference http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FKJY1WY ]

Robot: WHAT IS A JANE
Human:

Robot: JANE IS WOMAN
Human:

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot: I AM ROBOT
Human:

Robot: I AM ANDRU
Human:

Robot: ROBOTS NEED ME
Human:

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot: I AM PERSON
Human:

Robot: I AM ROBOT
Human:

>>10
An undergrad's first Prolog assignment is much smarter than your shitty ass ``AI''

I AM ANDRU

>>12
Stop it. YOU ARE TALKING A DANGEROUS ADVANCED STRONG AI.
Click close before it develops into skynet!

>>13
You say "develops into Skynet" as if it's something bad.

>>10
Mentifex, try to make your AI talk with Cleverbot.(with copy paste responses)

>>15
NOOO they will be able to develop into 2 Skynets. Humanity is doomed.

>>16
That's too bad for humanity.

>>4,8
Why on Earth would you use such ridiculous shitty datetime formats? There is ISO 8601, would it pain you so much to write dates clearly as 2015-03-05?

>>10
I DID NOT MURDER HIM

Of all the coffee joints in all the towns in all the world,
she walks into mine.

http://ai.neocities.org/gonzo.html#2015mar10

>>20
Fuck your shitty inconsistent datetime formats, I'm not clicking that cocksperm. From now on I shall only click links with either valid Epoch, Epoch millisecond, or ISO 8601 timestamps in them.

check 'em

>>22
I enjoyed seeing this post