Bento Box Lang

LISP macros
Standard imperative syntax
Extensive math library
Complex and Rational numbers
native machine types for math
As fast as C
GPU and Distributed computing capability
LLVM based
Calling C functions directly
Multiple dispatch
Unicode UTF-8
Type-bound operators
types are runtime objects
Runtime type inference
Open Source
Lightweight Green threads/coroutines
GC is incremental with no pauses
Shell capabilities and REPL
Multidimensional arrays
True module system and textual #inclusion
Reflection and access to intermediate bytecode
Can be embedded inside C code with a single header

>>37
Sanity is overrated. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lexer_hack

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>>42
Don't worry just eat this Sepple and you'll be type-safe.

pinku

>>43
Many Sepples have worms in them.

>>46
Natural Sepples always have worms, its a way of life.
Why would anyone eat GMO Sepples? They cause semicolon cancer and taste like rusted lisping dead dogs.