For you RISCniggers and Cudder haters

http://yosefk.com/blog/the-high-level-cpu-challenge.html
Stop bitching about your "having to bow down to the machine", learn some fucking computer architecture and stop being retards overall.

Do you think high-level languages would run fast if the stock hardware weren't

I think that high-level languages already run fast enough. Why should I become a slave to all the low-level machine details or, worse, waste time on inventing some new machine and its instruction set? A real programmer's time and brainpower are too precious to waste on some ones and zeroes.