HUSCARL MASTER RACE

Why haven't you joined the huscarl master race?
Don't you want to be a code viking who plunders the projects of lesser men and loots their women as they watch on in tears?
Are you some kind of girly man?

Start your journey to manhood here, fancy boy:
https://www.haskell.org/

How many Haskell programmers it take to screw in lightbulb?
4. One to develop type theory extensions to accommodate variable bulb types. Another to develop a Monad framework to safely screw in a lightbulb without side effects. Third to theorem check the program so its functionally pure and idiomatic. Fourth to rewrite it in C and make an interface layer for efficient lightbulb screwing.