var quality = "ENTERPRISE"; // The name of your quality. The following alternatives are // provided for the convenience of unimaginative users: // var quality = "LISP"; // var quality = "EXPERT"; // var quality = "SUSSMAN"; // var quality = "SEEPLES"; // var quality = "JAVA"; // var quality = "CHRISTOPHER"; // var quality = "JEWS"; // var quality = "XARN"; // var quality = "FrozenVoid"; // var quality = "MENTIFEX"; // var quality = "TERRY A. DAVIES"; // var quality = "MDICKIE";
if ("That was Perl quality!" == document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].innerHTML) { document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].innerHTML = "That was <span style='font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: overline underline;'>" + quality + " quality</span>!"; }
Original script by "A Panda", modifications done by yours truly. I'll add a feature which selects a random quality soon.
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Anonymous2015-04-04 19:06
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