GPL is Broken

Invent your own language. Import GPL code into it. Publish resulting source code, but avoid publishing the compiler or language specification.

Now technically code is open source, but nobody, beside you, can ready it or compile it.

I think GPL is an instance of halting problem and Stallman is a retard.

I'm too lazy to reread the GPL, but I'm pretty sure it covers this in the same way as publishing the assembly-language ``source code'' that results from compiling a GPLed program.