Plan 9: The World's Greatest Operating System

Why are you still using clones of UNIX when you could be using its SUCCESSOR!? Plan 9! PLAN NINE_{^{from bell labs}}! The World's Greatest Operating System, Plan 9! PLAN NINE_{^{from bell labs}}! The World's Greatest Operating System, Plan 9! PLAN NINE_{^{from bell labs}}! The World's Greatest Operating System, Plan 9 from Bell Labs is available NOW, you could be using it NOW use it _now

plan 9 is literally a toy OS

don't use it