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Webappers finally discover a simple way to align text!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 23:48

With commentary from our friends at Hacker Kikes!
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9405284
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It is truly delightful to see that it takes less code to round a corner than it does to center text. Since <center> and tables are faux pas, this is clearly they way to achieve that magical separation of content and layout. I mean, just look at how simple that will be to maintain! It doesn't matter if I want to make the website look like a DOS 6.11 telnet connection to Compuserve, or a 1998 Geocities personal homepage, or a futuristic VR golf simulator, all it will take is a few simple lines of CSS changes. Thank you, W3C. Thank you, Jewgle. Thanks so much for all the deep technical contributions you have given the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 0:17

go back to reddit

stop posting reddit links here

if i wanted to read reddit links i would do it there

get out of progrider

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 0:36

I also agree that people need to stop posting links from hacker jews.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 0:41

>>2
Firstly: It's not a Reddit link you fucking blind faggot.
Secondly: Go fuck yourself. I'll post whatever I want, where ever I want, and you may as well get used to it.
Thirdly: How dare you tell me what to do. I'm almost tempted to fill the entire front page with links to Facebook and Twitter just to spite you, but I won't because the Sussman could come back and he would be disappointed.
Fourthly: I could have linked directly to the article, but I thought that the fact that there was even a discussion being had about something like this would add to my snarky statement about how the Internet has been stolen from the technical people who built it and given to the ``artistic'' idiots who make standards based on ideological fads with no consideration to the technical merits. Now tell me what the fuck you think about this instead of memeing at me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 0:42

>>3
Too bad, I don't care what you think. Stop making replies while I'm already making a reply.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:27

That's pretty terrible.
There must be a better way.
HTML is so bloated these days.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:34

>>4
It's a Reddit link

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:35

they should just make html dragon drop

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:41

How can you people stand to go on sites like reddit, I hate that place.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:41

Also you forgot to comment it.
How will anybody know what it does without a comment?
For legal reasons the comment should also link back to hacker jews.

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Centre text using CSS.
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Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:41

We should make a binary format. Then there can be true competition in the web markup languages market. You can use HTML, XML, Sexp, or anything you like. As long as it compiles to the standard, it will work.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 3:32

Can't wait when CSS gains executable XML capabilities.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 6:39

>>11
How would it match?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 20:10

It's a very offensive slur to call people ``faggots'', reddittor.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 22:14

>>11
We could also compile to Javascript, the assembly language of the web XD

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 22:36

>>15
RJSC is the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 2:43

At least we can program in turing complete css now.

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