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Red Flags in a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:35

You know you might be dealing with a `coder' when he/she says:

I'd rather not reinvent the wheel

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:35

I just can't get past all the parentheses

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:36

I love how succinct python is

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:42

Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:44

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:51

Allahu Akbar!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 22:12

I just want something that can be deployed on Heroku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 22:34

Do you keep up with the latest technologies?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 22:42

js is stongly typed

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 2:33

>>9
but it is

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 2:33

framework

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 5:42

>>1
ESTABLISHED BEST PRACTICE

This behavior is by design.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 13:17

#include <void.h>

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 15:09

I prefer linked-lists over simple arrays.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 19:40

>>10
Prove it, Javashit kike.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 22:10

>>15
* C is weakly, statically typed
* SML is strongly, statically typed
* js is strongly, dynamically typed

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 22:15

* js is strongly, dynamically typed

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 23:31

>>16
* js is strongly, dynamically typed
What the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 0:54

There are ten kinds of people in the world xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 3:43

curl | sudo bash

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 7:00

>>16
But dynamic typing is a special case of static typing.
Thus, JS is strongly, statically typed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 11:01

>>16
js is strongly, dynamically typed
>>> [] + {}
"[object Object]"
>>> {} + []
0
>>> [] + 0
"0"
>>> 0 + []
"0"
>>> {} + 0
0
>>> 0 + {}
"0[object Object]"

Nerd please, that's not how you strongly type :3

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 11:59

js is typed by retards

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 11:59

js is typed by retards

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 12:57

If JS is typed by retards, what retards type about retards typing in JS? Did i broke the type system by typing about retards that type about retards typing in JS?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 13:54

dynamic typing is a special case of static typing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 14:06

>>1
When they are uppity and social, or when they are smug on trivial stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 14:50

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 15:15

>>26
Also, you need to read your PFPL.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 20:57

>>28
I've used unityped languages and never felt constrained by them, so I guess I'm not really understanding the point of his tant.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 21:07

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 21:47

>>30
I used to think like that too. In fact everyone in the programming language theory used to think like that too. The only explaination is that type researchers are capable of mindcontrolling and brainwashing with their Hurry-Coward correspondence

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 3:00

check 'em dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 3:23

>>31
What about a textboard cum wiki?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 9:28

>>32
Nice bullshit, man.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 9:58

“Dynamic” languages can take more space (and allow more errors) in describing the overall filter, but it’s a conceptual space more easily traversed by folks who really don’t need to think much about their programs and who follow an operational model

In other words, "dynamic" typing is for coders who dun wanna tink too much about deir shitcode. Somehow I'm not surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 14:07

>>36
and while you sit there wanking to your code purity, I'll be getting shit done

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 14:22

>>36
that's not even remotely true

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 14:31

>>37
Static typing is what helps get shit done, not the "I'll let the compiler ignore all the type errors so they blow up at runtime at an undefined point in the future" shit-language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 15:23

>>39
What the fuck is a type error anyway?

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