The perfect /prog/lang

I'm trying to determine the common traits of /prog/-approved languages:
lets start
1.GC is shit.
Does everyone agree? Are incremental GC's or automatic refcounting also shit?

One where:
* The syntax for function calls, the delimiter for tuples and the expression grouping character aren't the same (parens).
* The delimiter for its basic data structure (usually arrays) doesn't collide with the block delimiting character (curly braces).
* The list index operator isn't the same as the data structure building syntax. (FIOC and friends' list[0] and list = [0])
* No symbols outside the ASCII standard are ever used.

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Is this some kind of CODING MEME competition? What is this, /r/programming?