The perfect /prog/lang

I'm trying to determine the common traits of /prog/-approved languages:
lets start
1.GC is shit.
Does everyone agree? Are incremental GC's or automatic refcounting also shit?

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dunno man i just found this place thanx to some anon on /g/ (4chan) he said that this place was full of “expert programmers” and i wondered what a fuck man lol so maybe somebody can help me here. By the way, im also learning some Haskel, its the shit, and found this Happy Alex automatic parser its awsome lol you know what i mean right? I will be coding the hole week end :D #YOLO
(p.s. github is too mainstream, i do use sourceforge though) cya on irc!