Regarding Quality Assurance of Open Source

Hello Open Source Enthusiasts, My name is James, Senior Enterprise Architect, and I pity every single one of you. All of you are naive, idealist freelancers who spend all their valuable time (which never adheres to Task Estimation Patterns) towards unprofitable open-source initiatives which never employ Advanced Integrated Practices, Functional Software Architecture,Rational Unified Process or Requirements Traceability. You are everything mediocre in the software industry. Honestly, have any of you ever applied a Critical Path Method or even seen an UML diagram? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Quality Engineering because of the scalability of architectures they run, but you all take to a whole new level of professional incompetence. This is even worse than relying on Waterfall model. Don't be an Extreme Programmer who doesn't understand Problem Domain Analysis. Just show me your domain expertise. I'm pretty much perfect at Agile Project Management, reliably producing deliverables with nine nines SLA. I have managed projects in 10 MLoC range, and have personally curated dozens of Design Patterns in a robust in-house Solution Architecture. What projects can you manage, other than "Abandoned Github repositories"? I also engage in weekly brainstorming meetings and have a detailed Business Logic guide (It just improved the Operating Model by eliminating redundant unit tests in three departments; It was a critical success ). Novices like you should learn Enterprise Architecture Body of Knowledge ASAP. Thanks for understanding our Enterprise Architecture Framework.
Photo:Me and my Enterprise Software Engineering team.
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Whats your favorite design pattern?

>>3
The Strategy pattern

I loved your post.

>>5

How many times would you read it?

That image is great, James.
How'd you get your nigger slaves to worship you like that? Did you just beat them till they complied?

>>6
Six times.