Microsoft has made a machine to ID you; Probably sells it

http://how-old.net/
This nefarious website classifies faces in images, extracts the gender and ages from subjects, and stores the data on M$ servers. To add insult to injury and salt to the wound, they're even keeping a blog (http://blog.how-old.net/) going on bragging about how they're not only scrutinizing our faces in the most superficial way possible, but they are also watching your every move on the site and probably keylogging Windows and activating your webcam too and statistifying it all. Fuck this shit, I've had enough. I wish computer was never going to be invented. Such potential but all that gets done is murder simulators and making little buttplugs connected to government servers so the cops can regulate how often you shit and jail you if you don't pay the sewer tax. I am sick and fucking tired of it and their fucking croneys at Microsoft Google Facebook FBI watching us like were monkeys in a fucking zoo and trying to get us to buy their latests garbage. Enough already. Fucking kikes.

There are countermeasures. We just need to make them.

>>2
Easy
1.Don't exit your room
2.Don't photograph yourself
3.Don't buy webcams
4....
5.NSA will want to pay you for your photo but you proudly proclaim "Stop trampling on my GNU/Freedom, fascist pigs".
6....
7.You end up in the next cell to Snowden after he returns to US.
8....
9.The GNU/Revolution disbands NSA and makes Microsoftware illegal.
10.You're free and get a free robot waifu.

>>1
But if you hack your buttplug you can make it report zero poopies and skip the sewer tax!

Why does Microsoft hire so many indians? Everybody knows, indians write shit code. They are somewhere between nigger and a human.

>>5
They are not muhammadists, so they are good.

>>5
Because they're cheap and M$ are greedy Jewish capitalists.

>>1

This nefarious website classifies faces in images, extracts the gender and ages from subjects, and stores the data on M$ servers.

I smell SJW bullshit. How can they extract gender from the face, without doing a genetic analysis or at least checking the nether regions?

Fucking SJW kikes and their cultural marxism is poisoning everything, even an honest to G-d surveillance program can't escape their postmodern bullshit.

>>7
M$ is one of the biggest and richest companies around. I doubt they can't afford to hire the topmost experts. So it strikes me, why Stallman itself isn't working for Microsoft.

>>6
They do have some shitty religion. Which appears to make them good corporate drones.

Anyway, the program works incorrectly. It gave 37, while I'm just 27. I don't look that old.

>>10
They have your face now.

>>9
Of course they can afford 'em, but the "greedy Jewish capitalists" explains why they don't.

topmost experts
Stallman itself

You are an evil person, to make everyone laugh so hard. What if somebody has food in his mouth and chokes from the laughing?

>>11
They could have as easily scrapped it from facebook.

>>13
You're the idiot for posting your own photo to kikebook. What else did you put into public domain, your social security number?

This nefarious website classifies faces in images, extracts the gender and ages from subjects, and stores the data on M$ servers.

I smell white privileges bullshit. How can they extract gender from the face, without a proper gender form (i.e. including non cis types)?

Fucking white men and their privileged position which is poisoning everything, even an honest to G-d surveillance program can't escape their retrograde bullshit.

>>15
Some time ago googled image search filtered porn, but not the porn involving niggers and other animals. Google is more racist than M$.

See? This is why Terry has the right idea when he chooses not
to add networking to his OS. You already have a computer, a
universe keeper, what possible use is connecting another
universe keeper to your universe keeper? In our quotidian
lives, our bodies don't routinely hop from this universe to an
adjacent one. Connecting another computer to your computer will
only provide a distraction from creating more universes with
your computer, and will unnecessarily open the door to botnet
surveillance.