StackOverflow defines ``programmer'' as...

• Programmer: Coder. Code Monkey. Clickity-Clack, Clickity-Clack.
Usually 0-5 years experience

+75 upvoted!

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http://stackoverflow.com/questions/27516/whats-the-difference-between-programmer-and-software-engineer</sub>

They're all normals! Normals! They just see it as a job. They don't care about programming aside from the money. When can we throw normals into the ocean to drown?