Shit or not Shit (a poll)

1. GC
2. LISP
3. C
4. x86
5. ARM
6. Cudder
7. Suckless
8. Lounge
9. RedCream
10. Admin-kun's moderation policies
11. Halting problem
12. Dependent types
13. Haskell
14. Ocaml
15. Functional programming
16. Doom
17. Object oriented programming
18. Flow charts
19. Meta Object Protocol
20. syntax-rules
21. Monads
22. malloc/free
23. Doubly linked lists
24. Resizable arrays
25. Lazy evaluation
26. PHP
27. Regular expressions
28. Recursive decent parsers
29. The Unreal Engine
30. Blender
31. Maxima
32. Mathematica
33. Matlab
34. GNU Octave
35. call-with-current-continuation
36. sage as a downvote
37. javascript
38. xhtml
39. jquery
40. Google
41. Facebook
42. reddit
43. http
44. openssl
45. The use of C for Mission Critical Applications
46. Chomsky Normal Form
47. Virtualization
48. LE CLOUD XD
49. Rust
50. Port knocking
51. Port scanning
52. Intrusion detection
53. Random number generators
54. Infinity
55. Mozart
56. OpenGL
57. Cuda
58. OpenCL
59. NVidia
60. ATI
61. AMD
62. Intel
63. Microsoft
64. The Free Software Foundation
65. NSA
66. FBI
67. GHCQ
68. C++
69. *.c++ or *.cxx or *.C or *.seeples?
70. Scheme
71. Statically typed scheme
72. Dependently typed scheme
73. Coq
74. Hume
75. Infra
76. Rust (oxidization)
77. OpenBSD
78. FreeBSD
79. Plan9
80. Inferno
81. Uriel
82. Aaron Swartz
83. The Dolphin Emulator
84. Solving Captcha with Elinks
85. Cloudflare
86. Google Recaptcha
87. Domain Name Registration
88. Tor
89. I2P
90. Freenet
91. bittorrent
92. Retroshare
93. Vim
94. Emacs
95. Vi
96. Ed
97. DOS
98. Windows 95
99. Windows XP
100. dubs
101. Linux
102. Minix
103. Unix
104. Solaris
105. Initialization vectors
106. Symmetric ciphers
107. Public key encryption
108. Certificate authorities
109. Web of trust
110. ManPerson in the middle attacks
111. trips

1. GC
Sometimes
2. LISP
((Makes() ((Perl (look)) readable))
3. C
Tiny language with few abstractions and little safety
4. x86
5. ARM
Don't care too much.
6. Cudder
He's really smart and handsome. I want to give him a kiss
7. Suckless
Some gems but often misguided
8. Lounge
prog is boss
9. RedCream
A handsome and intelligent gentleman
10. Admin-kun's moderation policies
No complaints
11. Halting problem
In moderation
12. Dependent types
No real opinion
13. Haskell
Never bothered
14. Ocaml
I've heard some good things about it but never used it
15. Functional programming
I don't have a preference between paradigms. I learn through the language
16. Doom
Fun game
17. Object oriented programming
Can be good as long as it doesn't get overly verbose and follows SOLID.
18. Flow charts
Meh
19. Meta Object Protocol
No real opinion. I was told to use it sparingly as it has a runtime cost.
20. syntax-rules
meh
21. Monads
Over my head
22. malloc/free
Good
23. Doubly linked lists
No thanks
24. Resizable arrays
Good
25. Lazy evaluation
Good
26. PHP
Easy but also clumsy. Not fun to work with.
27. Regular expressions
Good most of the time
28. Recursive decent parsers
29. The Unreal Engine
30. Blender
31. Maxima
meh
32. Mathematica
Isn't that what runs Wolfram? I'm happy with M-x calc
33. Matlab
No
34. GNU Octave
Bad
35. call-with-current-continuation
meh
36. sage as a downvote
I don't care
37. javascript
Hellspawn
38. xhtml
Good
39. jquery
Makes JS slightly more tolerable
40. Google
Kill it with fire
41. Facebook
Kill it with lasers
42. reddit
Cancer
43. http
Only if you don't mind being watched
44. openssl
As opposed to libressl? Whole thing is a mess
45. The use of C for Mission Critical Applications
Playing with fire
46. Chomsky Normal Form
Meh. I'd rather see his final form
47. Virtualization
Good
48. LE CLOUD XD
Marketing buzzword
49. Rust
Good but the SJW crowd and Mac/Vim using developers are questionable
50. Port knocking
Good
51. Port scanning
Good
52. Intrusion detection
Last resort
53. Random number generators
Don't we live in a deterministic universe?
54. Infinity
Just a concept
55. Mozart
He makes good music
56. OpenGL
meh
57. Cuda
Mil-Agro
58. OpenCL
meh
59. NVidia
Gib drivers
60. ATI
I need mo drivers fo dem programs
61. AMD
meh
62. Intel
meh
63. Microsoft
Microshaft
64. The Free Software Foundation
Overall good but can sometimes get overly evangelical and rather extremist
65. NSA
Bad bad bad bad bad. And bad
66. FBI
They lock up diddlers so they can't be all bad. I've never heard of the NSA doing something useful
67. GHCQ
Is that like the British NSA?
68. C++
Rust is better
69. *.c++ or *.cxx or *.C or *.seeples?
*.cpp
70. Scheme
Academic and extension language with few practical purposes
71. Statically typed scheme
72. Dependently typed scheme
I prefer to see my errors at compile time
73. Coq
74. Hume
75. Infra
These are languages? I've never used them
76. Rust (oxidization)
It's the natural relationship between air and moisture
77. OpenBSD
78. FreeBSD
meh
79. Plan9
Cute toy
80. Inferno
meh
81. Uriel
RIP in peace
82. Aaron Swartz
He's pretty cool
83. The Dolphin Emulator
Don't care
84. Solving Captcha with Elinks
Captcha must die
85. Cloudflare
Botnet
86. Google Recaptcha
Kill it with napalm
87. Domain Name Registration
I'm not giving ICANN aka the NSA my personal information just to have a domain
88. Tor
Good but not completely anonymous
89. I2P
meh
90. Freenet
meh
91. bittorrent
It's very open. Anyone can see anyone, especially on popular torrents. So you have to really not care about being watched
92. Retroshare
meh
93. Vim
meh
94. Emacs
Love it but gosh it can really use a rewrite
95. Vi
meh
96. Ed
Kill it with cyanide
97. DOS
98. Windows 95
99. Windows XP
No
100. dubs
Does 100 count as dubs?
101. Linux
Torvalds is spooky
102. Minix
It has some nice ideas
103. Unix
It's above average but has some flaws
104. Solaris
meh
105. Initialization vectors
meh
106. Symmetric ciphers
meh
107. Public key encryption
Good
108. Certificate authorities
No way!
109. Web of trust
Good
110. ManPerson in the middle attacks
Good
111. trips
Quads are better