Year of OCaml?

We have recently gotten or will be soon getting, in no particular order:

# multicore (no more GIL)
# flambda
# GC tuning for real time systems
# algebraic effects
# modular implicits

Are we kicking ass yet?

>>12
Just use Haskell.
What's the point of a functional language if it's not pure and bloated with all those ;;;;;