/prog/ - Sick loli gets a robotic superbear

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 15:56

http://www.nytimes.com/video/technology/100000003718879/the-caring-bear.html?emc=eta1
Only problem is, some nurse it's controlling it from out on the hallway. Why haven't you invented strong AI so little Beato can have a real experience not tainted by some cunt nurse who just wants to convince her to take medicine, /prog/?

(No, you haven't, Mentifex).

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 16:56

I ARE BEAR. I HELP KIDS.

Name: age 2015-06-04 17:28

why a bear? I will devote my lief helping her in her last years

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 20:11

How is it a superbear? It's barely even robotic. All it does is wiggle it's arms and spy on kids with those creepy fucking camera-eyes. I've seen toasters that do more than that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 21:33

I love how they put in the extra effort into making it appear creepy on film.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2015-06-05 4:02

WTF? It's Pedobear, only creepier.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 4:43

pedobear with cameras in its eyes that spends time around kids. This will not result in an amusing joke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 17:39

Consider this: a horror movie about the AI that was made by a pedo child killer with his own personality, and put into the bear. When the bear gets taken home by the kid, it starts corrupting them and shit freaks the fuck out. Until the parent finally managed to best or in a turing test, killing it forever.

I've just come up with the next big hit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 17:50

Consider this: a pack of wild ANDRUs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 6:19

>>6
Cuddly bear

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 6:43

So now hospitals are going to start hiring people to pretend to be bears in case there are children who don't want to take their meds?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 3:45

>>11
I've been waiting for this opportunity for my entire life.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:35

Worthless garbage. It's not even autonomous or makes it's own speech.

>>4
Subtle propaganda to make people hate robots, thus cause a worker uprising for the Left when they hit mainstream.

>>8
Like Child's Play?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:41

>>13
Yeah but it's a cute bear instead of a conveniently hideous doll.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:42

>>14
Didn't look so cute to me.

Sick loli gets a robotic superbear

1 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 15:56

2 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 16:56

3 Name: age 2015-06-04 17:28

4 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 20:11

5 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 21:33

6 Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2015-06-05 4:02

7 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 4:43

8 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 17:39

9 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 17:50

10 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 6:19

11 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 6:43

12 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 3:45

13 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:35

14 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:41

15 Name: Anonymous 2015-06-18 16:42