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Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 5:07

What happened to ``Yes we can!'' Obama? Or apologizing for smoking weed Obama? Where did this lock-Snowden-in-an-air-tight-box-for-the-rest-of-his-life Obama come from. Or this I-want-to-be-able-to-imprison-you-indefinitely-without-a-trial Obama? And the I-want-to-be-able-to-kill-you-with-drones Obama. Did he get replaced by a killer robot?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 17:00

Could someone PLEASE escort all your semen into my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 19:58

Free market capitalism is more effective at addressing civil rights than democracy. Who would have thought.
http://appleinsider.com/articles/15/06/05/edward-snowden-hails-apple-as-pioneering-for-ios-8-security-measures

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 20:06

https://www.seroundtable.com/google-analytics-referrer-spam-20394.html
spammers are getting bogus referrers to show up in google analytics.
reblogged from reddit and shared on my myspace.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 20:38

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jun/05/fbi-anti-terror-tech-firms-encryption?CMP=twt_gu
tech companies should “prevent encryption above all else”.
“Tech execs say privacy should be the paramount virtue,” Comey said then, “When I hear that I close my eyes and say try to image what the world looks like where paedophiles can’t be seen, kidnapper can’t be seen, drug dealers can’t be seen.”
“To have a zone of privacy that’s outside the reach of law is very concerning,” Comey added.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 20:39

Sorry I forgot my sage.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/05/in-rare-move-silicon-valley-county-govt-kills-stingray-acquisition/
Have you built a homemade string ray today?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 21:01

>>44
the world looks like where paedophiles can’t be seen, kidnapper can’t be seen, drug dealers can’t be seen

Did all NSA agents suddenly lose their eyesight? Did they have their eyeballs cut out?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 21:15

Obama is too weak. Had it been Stalin, Snowden would be dead for years already.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Trotsky#Assassination

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 22:29

>>46
Due to a scheming magician's sorcery, paedophiles, kidnapper, and drug dealers specifically are invisible. Their only method of detection now is to bump into them when walking through a crowd.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 19:18

Clearing browser history is ``destruction of evidence'' and ``obstruction of justice''. Deleting a file is a now a crime.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/6/8741275/browser-history-law-sarbanes-oxley

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 19:32

>>49
I'm looking at Section 802. § 1520 deals specifically with corporate audit records, so § 1519 is the only interesting one.

‘‘Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter

How do they prove the intent? How do they prove that you didn't clear your browser cache with the intent of freeing disk space? Fucking crooked lawyers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 19:50

>>47
Why do you call him "Leon"? His name was Lev. Lev Trotskiy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 20:09

>>51
Because he was called after the King Leonids from the movie 300.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 20:13

>>52
"Leonid" means lion-like. "Lev" means lion. There's quite a difference there, bud.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 20:16

>>53
"Leon" is greek for lion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-07 20:24

>>54
But he wasn't a Greek. His name was Lev.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 0:32

>>55
People have a habit of substituting names from history that they don't like with similar names more comfortable to them. Many historical figures have had anglicized names, but it's not just English speakers who do this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 1:45

It would have been interesting to see how Russia would have turned out if Trotsky took power.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 2:10

Apparently if you put the arabic unicode string into the name of your access point you'll crash nearby iphones that look at the list of access points, preventing people from accessing the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 2:11

I wonder if the Allah string bug is exploitable. I wish I had the time or resources to investigate.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 2:39

>>58
That's very cute.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-08 6:09

>>57
https://youtu.be/oIuW-vNQsQI?t=1h14m32s
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