>>1THE CANNABIS COMES IN, YOU GET STONED, AND YOUR ATTENTION SHIFTS TOTALLY INTO THE SCREEN OF YOUR MONITOR
ROARRRRR
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
It was the war of the century, and you are the last person to deliver da BOOM HEDSHOTS and sit in front of your computer for 24 hours killing pixels on a computer screen. Suddenly ...
A CARTOON CHARACTER JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE, WEARING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND STARTS DOING FUCKED UP BDSM-RELATED SHIT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
YOU WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AND START BEATING IT, ALL THE WHILE MANAGING TO CONTINUE YOUR WICKED BOOM HEDSHOT STREEK
BOOM HEDSHOT BOOM HEDSHOT BOOM HEDSHOT
AND WHAT DAY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT READING SHIT ON 4CHAN