I fucking wish. No one uses any of my apps; it's so annoying. All I want is to make ten million shekels an hour while sitting at home, fapping to 2hus Kancolles getting raped by those sin bag people. But the most downloads I have is less than a thousand.
I think that something like DegenerateConnect, which lets rioters connect with other looters and organize riots. Blackberry Messenger got a lot of coverage during those riots in London.
Or maybe I'll make some social shit like SlutFinder, that connects sex workers to clients. Then I just have to wait for some whore to get stabbed or for some subhuman to try to sell his loli daughter on there so I can make front page news coverage. That's free advertizing for the app, which means more impressions, and more money for me!