Have you read your SICP today?

Its been a while since the eternal question has been asked, and so I ask it here and now.

I was reminded of this by some mindless ranting by some imbecile in another thread, and I feel very very bad that I haven't thought to ask this most pertinent of questions.

Have you read your SICP today?

I have not, but since you've reminded me, I'll do so later this afternoon.