Fucking Haskell

Why doesn't Haskell excite me as much as Common Lisp did? CL is such a big sweet language with all sorts of cool shit in in. Haskell in comparison seems minimal and I wonder if I'm missing out because I don't understand the magic of types or w/e.

Sometimes when I get really lonely I tell my Haskell to count to an infinite number and then when my laptop gets hot I place it on my lap. If I close my eyes and try real hard, it almost feels like there's a girl sitting on my lap.