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Dilemma: My butthole wants to be a slut, but I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 5:35

Oh /lounge/, I'm so conflicted. I'm not attracted to men or the male figure at all, but I constantly crave cock in my ass, pounding up against my prostate, dumping hot seed all over my intestines. I have no interest in kissing or loving me, and I'm not gay, but it's like my boypussy has a mind of it's own. I sometimes wake up at night from dreams of getting fucked in the ass by two men at a time, with a line around the corner, and my sphincter tingling and pulsating with joy and arousal. On the flip side, I can't get erect at anything other than women, and after the homodreams, my dick is as soft and limp as a overcooked linguine noodle.

Clearly, I need to make a change. I either need to go full faggot or find a way to keep my ass from having such disgusting desires.

And advice?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 5:36

I MENA /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 6:52

/lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 7:34

>>1
If I cross dress could I pound your plumlehole?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 7:36

>>1
Things are clear: You are into women but you have fantasies of getting fucked. So what? Just try to find a woman that accepts this, i.e. open up to the world and describe your fantasies in real life to other people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 8:26

describe your fantasies in real life to other people.
But remember people will judge. Only tell those you are comfortable with. This is harder than coming out as gay for example since gayness is established as a thing now. People just call us confused.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 8:31

The prostate does not care about the gender of the force that stimulates it, nor does it care about your orientation. The straightest man in the world can cum from anal stimulation.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 8:35

COCKS. I MUST INHALE THE COCKS. WHERE ARE THEY?
*waves arms around and faints*

Name: \lounge\ 2015-07-29 9:03

Your post is biological in nature. Fuck you & sage.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2015-07-29 12:47

But does your sluthole want to be a butt?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:13

>>10
I love you, Cudder-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:21

>>10
I piss on you, trip-fag.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:35

>>12
Back to your imageboard with your ``tripfag'' hate, please!
Hate Cudder because he's Cudder, not because he uses a tripcode.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:36

Sounds cute.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:49

And the Jews win once again.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 16:21

>>11
Terrible dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:12

Appreciate your anus. Your anus plays an invaluable role in your bodily functions by safely expelling solid waste with its powerful muscles. Without a functioning anus, life is not very pleasant. So please, give your anus the appreciation it deserves. If someone shall make love to it, only allow those that give it the same appreciation you do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 22:46

>>1
Kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:04

>>18
Appreciate your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:14

>>13
Why would anyone hate Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 1:04

>>20
He's not a car.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:05

>>21
But he's your other car.

>>23- check em.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:35

>>22
No

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 22:16

>>20
Cudder is all talk and no action

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