Optimise my anus

ITT we discuss the optimization of shitting.

Particular topics of interest:
— minimization of time and smell through smooth or even constant shit rates
— increasing the throughput of toilet paper
— the effects of different toilet models on efficiency, incl. culture (toilet models ~ work ethic?)

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Also, don't be a nigger and use a bidet.

Bidets are for niggers. Normal people wash their butt in the bath/shower.
I agree about the rest.